Handaconda (song)

Handaconda is a song.

Lyrics
(Verse 1)

[HANDACONDA, SUNG]

Birthed by blade

In the shade

A predator that's far beyond ya'

Feel the wrath of Handaconda!

You can't stop the cobra

Here to grab and throw ya'

Once you've fallen to the fist

No one will believe you even existed!

Trust in me, it's suppertime

You know you're chow when you hear my rhyme

Can't have a witness to the crime

King Olly won't want you alive!

You ain't sleepin' safe and sound

When the shadow snake's around

Slip into a silent slumber

Timе to say "buona notte"(good night) plumber!

(Pre-Chorus)

Snеaky, snaky slithering

To hail the Origami King!

Coiled to strike, ready to wring

Try to resist, and feel the sting!

Handaconda don't want none

Though you got the buns to stand not run!

[TOADS, SUNG]

Oh, my, gosh!

Look at that hand!

(Chorus)

[HANDACONDA, SUNG]

Little in the middle, but I got much hand

Gonna smack you across the land

Despite the hissing of the crowd

Handaconda gonna take you down!

Mario's the latest victim

Of my ro-sham-boa constriction!

The Koopa Troop just got their eviction

Prepare for my fingers' malediction!

[TOADS, SPOKEN]

Rock!

Paper!

Scissors!

[HANDACONDA]

* hiss*

(Verse 2)

[HANDACONDA, SUNG]

Cut from darkness

A serpent heartless

You'll cry for your mama

When you see the black mamba

Watch the battle escalate

As the plumber suffocates

Call me "wrap guy"

'Cause I've "wrapped" up your ally!

Trust in me to bring your doom

Before you enter the boss's room

The castle gonna be your tomb

Origami shall consume!

Best to die with dignity

My master can be finicky

Let the mist cloud up your eyes

As you meet with your demise!

(Pre-Chorus)

Comin' from the Amazon

To squeeze you 'til your breath is gone!

Drag you back, make you a pawn

Thus arrives King Olly's denouement!

Handaconda don't want none

So why not have a little fun?

[TOADS, SUNG]

Oh, my, gosh!

Look at that hand!

(Chorus)

[HANDACONDA, SUNG]

Little in the middle, but I got much palm

Smashing you into the wall

Got you in my sight, gonna hold you tight

Until you've got no will to fight!

Mario's the latest victim

Of my ro-sham-boa constriction!

The Koopa Troop just got their eviction

Prepare for my fingers' malediction!

[TOADS, SPOKEN]

Rock!

Paper!

Scissors!

[HANDACONDA]

* hiss*