Tape (song)

Tape is a song in the legion of stationery.

Lyrics
Look at you, youse a pasta-slurpin' plug

I'll rip dat mustache right off ya mug!

(Help us, we’re stuck!)

(We're down on our luck!)

Dat's right, ya mushroom-headed rubes

Ya luck's down the tubes!

And as for da plumber

Who couldn't be dumber

But dis streamer-smashin' boob!

(Spoken)

Oh, you think dat's funny, eh?

Dese funny words I say?

Well time to shut ya trap

Wit' my dispenser smack!

Aha! Who’s laughin’ now?

I'm gonna cut ya down!

Dis hog gives me da bulge

On murder, I’ll indulge

(Sung)

Youse call me "tacky"

Well I am STICKY!

There's a difference, savvy?

Ah, youse makin' me mad, see?!

[Chorus]

You won't touch da streamer wrapped above da sea!

Ya mess wit’ da family, ya mess wit' me!

Paper mugs like you shoulda stayed as trees

Now you're stuck in my stickup, you can't hide or flee!

Ya game's about to end just like that, bada-bing!

I'll bash you so hard your ears will ring!

Puttin' you in sticky situations is my thing!

Roll out da carpet, Hail da Origami King!

[Bridge]

(Spoken)

Myah, wiseguy, eh?

Get ya mitts off my dispenser!

Dis thing's custom-tooled, see?

Youse really tryin' my patience here!

Ohohoh youse on thin ice, bambino!

[Verse 2] (Sung)

You will fall to da mafioso's might

Youse in a bind, so now just sit tight!

(Help, S.O.S.!)

(I can't feel my chest)

Shut ya traps! I'm busy, don't ya know

Cleanin' up Mario!

Da boss want ya iced

So I don't think twice

Before I end ya show!

(Spoken)

And yeah, I got da sense

To hide the evidence!

Though you might think it mean

I keep things nice and clean!

Can't soil up my ride

Dis beaut's my joy and pride!

Da rubber and da grease

Shall now release da beast

(sung)

A custom chassis

I keep it classy

But things might get dirty

When the plumber I HURT-Y!

[Chorus]

You won't touch da streamer wrapped above da sea!

Ya mess wit' da family, ya mess wit' me!

Paper mugs like you shoulda stayed as trees

Now you're stuck in my stickup, you can't hide or flee!

Ya game's about to end just like that, bada-bing!

I'll bash you so hard your ears will ring!

Puttin' you in sticky situations is my thing!

Roll out da carpet, Hail da Origami-

(Spoken)

Eh!

Who TOLD YOU TO ROLL CREDITS?

What, you think I'm tacky?

Ya think I'm some kinda pointy thingy here for your amusement ?

DAT'S IT!

HERE'S YOUR TRACKY!

I got ya tacky right here!

If dats how ya want it

I might as well Dispense wit' da pleasantries!

Time to seal da deal!

[Verse 3] (sung)

Now look, you got me playin' dirty, see?

Youse stand no chance when dis tape roll is free!

(Help! Get us down!)

(Put an end to this clown!)

Dis tower's boutta be da site of da crime of da century!

By king Olly's wishes

You'll sleep wit' da fishes

Buried out at sea!

(Spoken)

I'll duct you up, I will!

I'm goin' for da kill!

To make it extra vile

I'll do it "Classic" style!

You won't like what's in store

When I break out da pompadour

Ya wanna take a spin?

Ya can't! Now take it on da chin!

(Sung)

Youse got some nerve, kid

But dis wheel don't skid!

Youse just flipped my lid!

So you have come to the end of your bid!

[Chorus]

You won't touch da streamer wrapped above da sea!

Ya mess wit' da family, ya mess wit' me!

Paper mugs like you shoulda stayed as trees

Now you're stuck in my stickup, you can't hide or flee!

Ya game's about to end just like that, bada-bing!

I'll bash you so hard your ears will ring!

Puttin' you in sticky situations is my thing!

Roll out da carpet, Hail da Origami King!

EY! EY! EY! EY!

QUIT PULLIN'! QUIT PULLIN'!

UNCLE! UNCLE!

...Ehhhh, fuhgeddabouddit