King Olly (song)

King Olly is Juno's longest song.

Lyrics
[Movement 1]

[Intro: King Olly]

Hero so bold

Despair and behold!

For you shall be the final fold!

[Verse 1: King Olly]

So you dare to stand with those who defiled

Our folded forms?

Let those vile

Dregs of the kingdom be reborn

Molded by me to an ideal form

Those with the will can rewrite the norm

Upon paper wings flies the folded storm!

Witness the power of the thousand cranes!

I shall end the pain

Origami folk endured from you fools

Who were careless, who blasphemed us with their tools!

[Pre-Chorus: King Olly]

I was created with a flaw

With the law

Of the fold transgressed

I shall never rest

Until you fall!

[Chorus]

(Terra, aqua, ignis, glacies

Invoco te in stultum complicare)

[King Olly & Chorus]

Feel the Vellumentals' might

(Terra, aqua)

The stone will crush your will to fight

(Ignis, glacies)

The flame shall burn you where you stand

(Terra, aqua)

The ice and torrents shall baptize the land!

(Ignis, glacies)

(Schedula!)

Hail the Origami King!

(Schedula!)

[Verse 2: King Olly]

Why do you resist?

It's better this way

I'll see your flat lives erased

Wash away the sin, be born anew

I'll reshape your kingdoms through and through

You shall sully folded life no more

Once the thousandth crane

Flies to settle the score!

With a wish, you'll all be one with the earth!

That is all you're worth

If you dared upon my flesh to draw!

You've seen one paper Toad, you've seen them all!

[Pre-Chorus: King Olly]

You toads have cursed me with this flaw!

With the law

Of the fold transgressed

I shall never rest

Until you fall!

[Chorus]

(Terra, aqua, ignis, glacies

Invoco te in stultum complicare)

[King Olly & Chorus]

Be redrawn and bound in shape

(Terra, aqua)

Be pierced and held in place by tape

(Ignis, glacies)

Now be cut, reformed, remade

(Terra, aqua)

You'll be forever locked in chains!

(Ignis, glacies)

(Schedula!)

Hail the Origami King!

(Schedula!)

[Movement 2]

[Intro: Bowser, spoken]

Huh? HEY!

Watch the tail!

Woah, never mind!

This feels GREAT!

[Bowser, sung]

YEAH! I'm feelin' POWERFUL!

My strength tenfold!

I'm big and bold!

Time to show that little NERD my might!

Nice work, kid!

Now watch and learn

As I teach this guy how a REAL final boss fights!

[King Olly, spoken]

No! You are flat!

INFERIOR!

I will not be swayed by the likes of you!

[Bowser, spoken]

Ah, save it for the aftershow, ya overgrown Christmas card!

It's BOWSER Time!

[Pre-verse: Bowser, spoken]

This guy's tougher than he looks!

I might... need some backup...

[Verse 1: King Olly, sung]

Struggle all you'd like

But your fate is sealed!

Both of your kingdoms will learn to yield!

Come, my Folded Soldier!

Squash this rebel

Pierce the kingdom's shield!

[Verse 2: Bowser, sung]

Shut your face, you schnook

You minion-foldin' crook

Your goons sliced up my son

Your folded reign is done!

Ya stepped up to Bowser, ya fool!

Oughta learn your place;

I'm gonna crumple your face!

It's SHOWTIME

Your hours are few!

This chumps gonna feel the hurt I bring

When I WHALE on the Origami King!

[Verse 3: King Olly, sung]

Pitiful struggle!

The fold is not yours to command!

[Bowser, spoken]

Give it up, ya schmuck!

Yeah, I'm breakin' out ALL the classic Bowser insults here!

You're in REAL trouble now!

[King Olly, sung]

I refuse to fall

To a flat buffoon!

Bold you may be, but I'll bring your doom!

Dare to wield the fold

But you'll bend

You will tear all too soon!

[Verse 4: Bowser, sung]

In the final hour

The champ will sure prevail!

Your strength will fail!

There's none greater than the Koopa King!

So you'd better fold

Your story's told

Of how you fell

Now let the bell

Ring out for victory for me!

[Outro: Bowser, spoken]

You just got beat by a paper powerhouse!

Eat gravity, you jerk!

[Movement 3]

[Intro: King Olly, spoken]

Another Magic Circle?!

Pfah! Pathetic!

What do you hope to do?

Slap my wrist with those feeble arms of yours?

[Verse 1: King Olly, sung]

You defend those who soil our bodies?

Turn your blade towards your brother Olly?

FINE! Let hatred and melancholy

Roil you 'til you have seen your folly!

Spare me your sigils, spare me your words

Only one thing shall be heard!

When the world's rebirth I bring

They'll hail the Origami King!

Now you shall yield, now you shall fold

And your stories shall all be retold!

From you, each drop of life I will wring

And you'll hail the Origami King!

[Chorus: King Olly & (Olivia)]

Those who defile our bodies must die!

(Surely paper and folding can live side-by-side!)

(Why must we fight?)

(Please, see the light!)

(Art is a labor of love,)

(Not war!)

Do you not see

(Olly,)

What he did to me?!

(I know you've been wronged,)

Speak not of "art!"

(But paper and foldings)

He SPAT on my heart!

(Can still get along)

For his misdeeds, all paper must bleed!

(Why should they suffer from the deed of one man?)

(I beg of you, Brother, please spare this land!)

[Verse 2: King Olly, sung]

Ohhh

NO!

Sister, you don't understand

All the pain that I suffered by our father's hand!

Scribbles violate my sacred skin

The greatest sin!

I don't care for the words that he scrawled!

I RESENT THAT HE DID SO AT ALL!

Desecrating the art of the fold

He rendered my heart cold!

Let the howling black hurricane bring the tempest rains

Soon, my vision will be complete

With the thousandth crane!

[Outro: Olivia, spoken]

Oh my gosh! Mario, you did it!

We can finally use the Magic Circle!

The Origami Craftsman gave me one final folding technique... and it's our only chance of stopping Olly!

Brother! Please! Come to your senses!

[Movement 4]

[Intro]

[Olivia, spoken]

I'm sorry, Brother. I had no choice...

Oh, but your poor body is all crumpled now

Maybe I went too far...

[King Olly, spoken]

No, Olivia...

That hammer attack was divine

You put everything into it...

And it was enough to awaken me from this dark dream

I was too proud, too entitled...

My heart was blintzed, my path was creased... I was a mess

[Olivia, spoken]

Wait... what's this? On your belly?

[Olly, spoken]

Oh... It hurts to move, but...

That is the cause of all this madness

The careless scrawl that Toad marked me with...

Read it for me, will you? I must know what is written there...

What words or gibberish mark this foolish body?

Please... I could use one last laugh

[Olivia, spoken]

Okay. Um, let's see...

[Verse 1: Olivia, sung]

"Dearest Olly,"

"May you grow"

"Into a king who's fair and kind"

"Rule with a will bold and true"

"Of heart and mind."

[King Olly, sung]

Oh, if he could see me now

He'd be ashamed of what I wrought

I've been a terrible king

To make his wish for naught...

[Intermission: King Olly, spoke]

To think, this is how I repaid his kindness

I just became so blinded by rage

I did so many unforgiveable things

I'm so sorry that Princess Peach and Mario got caught up in all this

O... Olivia...

[Verse 2: King Olly, sung]

I've no right to ask you this

But take the labor of your kin

Take my flesh into your hands

And use the power within

Promise me that you'll undo

The war that I had dared to bring

Let no one fear they must hail

...the Origami King