Hole Puncher (Song)

Hole Puncher is a song in the Legion of Stationery.

Lyrics
I own the dance floor 'til the break of dawn

The sun'll never rise; the party's on!

You better fold because

You'll face defeat

With two left feet

Judgin' by the way you move

Well, plumbers don't know how to groove

You step up to my crib?

I'll take you down

Like Funkytown

If you will not learn your place

Then watch out, boy! I'll punch your face!

You couldn't ever hope to dance at my level

Now, clear the floor and make way for the Disco Devil!

Deep beneath thе shifting sands

Lies a boogie wonderland

Watch mе groove and do my thing

To hail the Origami King

We the legion do our duty

Take your face, and take your booty

Stole the sun and took their heads

Now the party never ends!

Feel the temple breakin'

All your faces taken, you ain't stayin' alive

You will die

You'll need a hero, your life will drop to zero

But I'm stayin' alive!

Stayin' alive!

[FACELESS TOADS, SPEAKING]

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Stayin' alive!

[HOLE PUNCHER, SPOKEN]

You're goin' nowhere!

You'll fall, so help me!

You stand no chance 'gainst a hole puncher this funky!

We sing our praises to the king of origami!

OW! [Second Half]

You wanna dance, bro? YOU WANNA DANCE?

Well, lemme show you what you're up against!

One-two! ALRIGHT!

Now that's a hole-in-one!

This is fun!

Let's see how well you fight

When I sate my appetite!

You can't save face!

Your energy is spent!

Just get bent!

It'd be a shame if you died

Before you saw my Electric Slide! Gotta make a move to a temple that's right for me!

Gotta keep that streamer all wrapped up for King Olly!

Tired out? That's a shame!

We'll dance all night in Olly's name!

Now you'll witness disco bling

To hail the Origami King! Keepin' cool and funky fresh

While I punch holes in all your flesh!

Look alive!

I will survive!

And those with folds gon' thrive and jive!

It's fun to slay at the YMCA, and you won't stay alive!

You will die!

Do you remember the night you were dismembered

You ain't stayin' alive! Stayin' alive!

[FACELESS TOADS, SPEAKING]

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Stayin' alive!

You're goin' nowhere!

You'll fall, so help me!

You stand no chance 'gainst a hole puncher this funky!

We sing our praises to the king of origami!

OW! [Outro, spoken]

No, seriously! OW!

What kinda square pantses a guy in the middle of a crowd of faceless Toads?

That is the OPPOSITE of funky fresh!