Host Hoedown (song)

Host Hoedown is a song by Juno.

Lyrics
D.J. Hallyboo is upset!

As the host, he takes it personally when someone tries to play for free

It would be best to offer a formal apology for what you've done

Good Luck, Luigi!

Ladies and gentlemen!

Let's give a warm welcome...

To the fool who thought they were above the law

[Verse 1]

(HAW-HAW-HAW!)

Up and down on the Cherry-Go-Round

A one-way trip to the prison grounds!

The DJ spins, punishment for your sin

So let the show begin!

This hoedown

Is the ultimate showdown!

So grab your stylus, do-si-do!

For your crimes, you shall atone!

You just piratеd Mario Party DS

So you thought you could weather the party's durеss

Your final sentence is approaching near

Because you're nothing but a filthy buccaneer!

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[Chorus 1]

Scurvy dogs like you

Deserve but to rot in jail

Now the carnival horns turn to sirens that scream

You were doomed to fail!

You played with fire, you'll be consumed within the inferno

So slow your roll!

You stole this software

You broke the law

Now you will fall

The fun of Nintendo sees all

[Verse 2]

Up and down on the Cherry-Go-Round

Bold to assume you'd never be found!

For your lies, you'll apologize

Or you will face demise!

It's showtime

You'll be punished for your crime!

Think your pen's greater than the sword?

You'll need your pen to survive the board!

''Still here, haven't learned your lesson? You will see''

Just how Nintendo deals with piracy

The game shall invoke the pirate flag

Because you're nothing but a scurvy scalawag!

[Chorus 2]

Oh, naughty kids like you

Who simply love to steal

Let the curtain pull back

I attack, for you're naught

But the Shy Guy's meal!

You will be crushed beneath the weight bore by Sisyphus' sentence

Now face repentance

You stole this software

You broke the law

Now you will fall

The fun of Nintendo sees all

HAW HAW HAW HAW! HAW HA HA HA HAW!

[Verse 3]

Up and down on the Cherry-Go-Round

Steal you away without a sound

You'll lose the fight

Versus copyright

And go softly in the night!

It's twisted

And cannot be resisted!

Now you know the game has changed

The carnival is now deranged!

You thought you could do what you want because a pirate is free

Well, now you're facing down anti-piracy

You better put your sins before your heart

Because this is where your sentence starts!

[Chorus 3]

Confess to your heinous sin

In the house of insanity!

You will be the example we make

For the spiraling world to see!

Chaos is order, fear is law

That is the rule of the circus!

The game has served its purpose

You stole this software

You broke the law

Now you will fall

The fun of Nintendo sees all

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