Colored Pencils (Song)

Colored Pencils is a song by Juno Songs.

Lyrics
My target's locked onto you!

Heaven rains with pencils

That leave you crying "Sacre bleu!"

Ain't got no time

For you philistines

Now you will die

By my artistic crimes!

You can't tell art

From a hole in the ground

Now comes the part

Where the plumber goes down!

Glance up at the sky

And you'll see the depth of you plight!

[TOADS, SUNG]

Watch you head!

Don't meet your doom!

Those colored pencils go "KA-BOOM!"

[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]

You better look sharp

And draw your weapons for a fight!

[TOADS, SUNG]

Give this pencil case a show!

You can do it, Mario!

[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]

I'm a 12-pack of colors

But when I'm done, the streets will run with red!

[TOADS, SUNG]

Don't you slip

Dull his tips!

Don't let him give you more lip!

[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]

You'll be half that many feet under

To the king, I'll bring back your head!

[TOADS, SUNG]

He's run his course

Now kick his shorts!

(They're metaphorical, of course!)

[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]

Shoot my missiles up your derriere

You stand no chance against Jean-Pierre!

[ORIGAMI WARRIORS, SUNG]

Missiles fling

People sing

Hail the Origami King

[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]

I'll scribble you back down the stairs

These colors run; you best be scared!

[ORIGAMI WARRIORS, SUNG]

All the same

He'll end your game

Glory to King Olly's name!

[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]

You can't hope to stop

My mighty ROY G BIV barrage

Now I'll make you drop

Faster than the lift I sabotaged

This is the part Where you fall to my art

You were doomed from the start

You aren't all that smart!

I've got it made

You are in an air raid

No one will come to your aid

I've got missiles in spades!

You're RED so easily

ORANGE you tired of dodging my blows?

[TOADS, SUNG]

Color puns?!

That's it, I'm done!

Maybe last game they would have been fun!

[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]

You sure aren't YELLOW

But GREEN the facts, it's the end of the show!

[TOADS, SUNG]

Don't give in!

You have to win!

Throw that guy into the bin!

[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]

I'll leave you BLUE

Get a clue, it's time you INDIGO

[TOADS, SUNG]

Give him space!

You got this, ace!

Grab the lib and close the case!

[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]

I'll PURPLE the trigger

And you will fall to the Rainbow Roll!

[TOADS, SUNG]

Hey, that's not fair!

Wait, over there!

Grab those pencils outta the air!

[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]

You should have stayed in the elevator

Now I'll scribble out you haters!

[ORIGAMI WARRIORS, SUNG]

Missiles fling

People sing

Hail the Origami King

[COLORED PENCILS, SUNG]

When you're banged up by my tracers

You'll need more than an eraser!

[ORIGAMI WARRIORS, SUNG]

I'll the same

He'll end your game

Glory to King Olly's name!

[COLORED PENCILS, SPOKEN]

Zut alors!

My lid is closed!

I can't stop my missiles!