Whomp King (song)

Whomp King is a song that was written by Juno.

Lyrics
(Whomp King Spoken)

Uh, it makes me so mad

we build houses, your castles.

We pave your roads and still you walk all over us.

Do you ever say thank you? No! Well your not going to wipe your feet on me!

I think I'll crush you, just for fun! Do you have a problem with that?

Just try to ground pound the Whomp King.

(Whomp King Sung)

Every step you take

Every move you make

On the road you walk

Don'tcha know the stones can talk

We have bore your weight

Now you'll face your fate

Now I'll squash you flat

For fun! How would you like that?!

(Other Whomps Sung)

Houses, castles, roads, and paths

You've incurred the pavement's wrath

You've walked over all us bricks

The disrespect just makes us sick

Houses, castles, roads, and paths

You've incurred the pavement's wrath

We've felt every step you take

Now it's OUR turn to make you ache!

(Whomp King Sung)

I am the king of the whomps (Every step you take)

I'm the king of stone (Every move you make)

I'm gonna squash you all alone! (On the roads you walk)

I am the king of the whomps

I'm the king of stone (Don't you know the stones can talk)

For our toil you can't atone

I am the king of the whomps (We have bore your weight)

I'm the king of stone

Flagstones see red flags you know (Now you'll face your fate)

I am the king of the whomps (Now we'll squash you flat)

I'm the king of stone

Far to long, the bricks have groaned! (For fun! How would you like that?!)

Feel the beat, the stomping of concrete

Pesky plumber meet

The bottoms of my feet

Feel the rave

Of blocks that build and pave

I'm gonna dig your grave!

Hail to the Whomp King!

Bones fear stones and sticks

Learn to fear the bricks

Though I'll take a tumble

Whomps shall never crumble!

Whomps on the attack

You can't pound my back

Feel the asphalt's rage

Whomp King takes center stage!

(Other Whomps Sung)

Houses, castles, roads, and paths

You've incurred the pavement's wrath

Ignore the rocks and you will fall

The bedrock kingdom holds up all

Houses, castles, roads, and paths

You've incurred the pavement's wrath

We have shouldered all your soles

Now let the revolution roll

(Whomp King Sung)

I am the king of the whomps (Every step you take)

I'm the king of stone (Every move you make)

I'm gonna squash you all alone! (On the roads you walk)

I am the king of the whomps

I'm the king of stone (Don't you know the stones can talk)

For our toil you can't atone

I am the king of the whomps (We have bore your weight)

I'm the king of stone

Flagstones see red flags you know (Now you'll face your fate)

I am the king of the whomps (Now we'll squash you flat)

I'm the king of stone

Far to long, the bricks have groaned! (For fun! How would you like that?!)

Feel the beat, the stomping of concrete

Pesky plumber meet

The bottoms of my feet

Feel the rave

Of blocks that build and pave

I'm gonna dig your grave!

Hail to the Whomp King!

(Whomp King Spoken)

UH No! Crushed Again

I'm just a stepping stone after all,

I won't gravel, er, grovel. OK, you win.

Here--take this with you!

Dang It!